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The Importance of Being Prepared

The Importance of Being Prepared

March 18, 2014

Citizen David Jenkins decides to offer some of his working class words of wisdom. Unfortunately, they're not received as well as he had hoped.

Study Accentuates Power of the Fan

Study Accentuates Power of the Fan

March 10, 2014

A new study released by Bullings Shatford Institute for Advanced Social Sciences this past Tuesday has cemented the fact that fans have an actual outco...

The Howler Predicts Exactly What Will Happen in 2014

The Howler Predicts Exactly What Will Happen in 2014

December 31, 2013

Deciding to join almost every other news organization in the country, The Monarch Howler has decided to speculate about things they know nothing about, and e...

Suburban Girls Rejoice Over Newest Starbucks Drink

Suburban Girls Rejoice Over Newest Starbucks Drink

December 15, 2013

Suburban girls everywhere were shocked and overjoyed over the announcement of a new addition to the popular coffee chain’s menu, the Iced Caramel Hazelnut D...

Texting and Driving- It Can Wait…probably

Texting and Driving- It Can Wait…probably

December 12, 2013

Unbeknownst to the general public, an elaborate scheme to destroy the world was formulated by a small group of radicals in 2012. There were only two peo...

Republican Party Announces they Don’t Really Like Obamacare

Republican Party Announces they Don’t Really Like Obamacare

December 9, 2013

Lincoln, South Carolina - At a press conference today, key party leaders announced that they really “don’t like Obamacare that much” and that...

Lost Item

Lost Item

December 9, 2013

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